Dramatis Personæ

Soren:

Clearly the center of the known universe. Also known as "the kid" (usage: "the kid is finally sleeping, dont breath"), cub (usage: "uh oh, the cub is stirring"), roo-monkey (usage: "it seems like the little roo-monkey is stretching; maybe he will go back to sleep"), sorenpants (usage: "it doesnt look like sorenpants is going back to sleep. Instead he is mouthing and making an odd face. What could possibly be happening"), pooperpants (usage: "oh. thats what that face was for. the pooperpants seems to have pooped his pants"), crankerpotamus (usage: "Soren is upset but I suppose you too would be a crankerpotamus had you too soiled yourself"), crankersaurus rex (usage: "Oh man, there he really goes. The crankersaurus rex has emerged hungry, poopy and upset. Do not startle to its cries; if you do not move he cannot see you"), and "Your Child" (usage: "Alicia, Your Child wants you").

Alicia:

Also known as: the wife, the medical encyclopedia, and human incubator

Matt:

Also known as the husband, slugabed, and, occasionally Francis.

There is also a growing cast of Nana, Gram, Grammy, Granny, Grumps, Bumpy (or GrandFather), Grandma, Grandpa, G-Ma. Perhaps they warrant another post at some point when we get pictures of them all ...